Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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