doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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