im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Randomize
