Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
