break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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