GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
