I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize