Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Randomize
