Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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