the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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