she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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