just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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