But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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