i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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