To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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