She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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