Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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