I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
