Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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