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Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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