Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
