He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
