good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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