question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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