Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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