we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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