their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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