sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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