idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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