awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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