you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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