Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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