Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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