i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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