Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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