I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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