She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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