it wasn't lemon gatorade
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
