i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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