I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
we should paint friendship bongs
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