kristin has been a bad kristin
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
