I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
