so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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