Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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