My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
