How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The air taste purple.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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