sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I think I died a long time ago.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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