how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
This baby is an asshole
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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