gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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