Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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