Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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