plz talk dirty to me
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You were trust falling into bushes
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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