What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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