So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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