glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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